I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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