he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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