I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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