i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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