Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I smell like Dick and happiness
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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