i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
His nipple licking is glorious
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