she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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