When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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