Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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