she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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