Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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