; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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