if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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