I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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