What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You took a bar mat shot.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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