I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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