that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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