you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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