DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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