Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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