You're my little dorito
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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