Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He is an equal opportunity slut.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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