so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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