This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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