im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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