i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Holy shit dude........stairs
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