16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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