As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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