I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Come on in and take your pants off
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