so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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