I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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