Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
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Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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