Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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