He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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