Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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