i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
