My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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