you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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