shes about as inviting as chlamydia
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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