i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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