my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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