I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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