He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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