Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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