let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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