in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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