As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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