she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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