I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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