yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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