I hate your face
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She even gives head with a lisp.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.