Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried