So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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