I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I have already put on my inside pants.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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