We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm both gender and math confused
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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