i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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