and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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